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Chicken Run

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

In a Doctor's Office

This guy walks into a doctor's office, he says "Doc, I think I'm shrinking . . . I think I'm getting a little smaller every day."

The doctor replies, "I think you'll have to be a little patient."

Broken Arm

A doctor is treating a man's broken arm. The man asks, "Will I ever be able to play the violin again.

The doctor replies, "Sure, I don't see why not."

The man says, "That's interesting . . . I've never been able to play the violin before."

Maltese Cross

How do you make a Maltese Cross?

Steal his car


What happens when an orange gets sunburned?

The orange peels.


Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Two birds are sitting on a perch

One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Hey, where's my tractor?"


What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Bacon and Eggs

Some bacon and eggs walked into a bar. Do you know what the bartender said to them?

"We don't serve breakfast here"


This man was walking down the street. He had a banana sticking out of each ear.

A little boy walked up to the man and said, "Hey mister, you have bananas in your ears.

The man replied, "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

My girlfriend tells me that she wants to see more of me.

So I'm sending her a full-length picture of myself.


A guy walks into a bar.

"Ouch," he says.