Deep Heat!A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!" The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!"
The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member.
The man says, "I'm gonna need some "Deep Heat" cream."
The pharmacist replies, "'Deep Heat'? You're not going to put 'Deep Heat' on THAT are you?"
"Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."