Pauline Hanson JokesPauline Hanson is a racist Australian politician.
Q: What's the difference between Pauline Hanson and a bucket of sludge?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like the commentator at Rosehill?
A: They both start shouting when they see a new race.
Q: Why did Pauline Hanson choke on her yoghurt?
A: Someone told her it grew out af a foreign culture.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like a drug runner?
A: They're both afraid of foreign customs.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like pooing out of your own pants?
A: Because you only do it when you're really scared.
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One Friday afternoon Little Johnny is in class and the teacher says:
"Ok class, if you can answer one of these questions, you can go home early and have a day off on Monday"
"Q1. Who discovered Australia and in what year?"
Little Jenny Chan puts her hand up and says "Captain Cook in 1788, Miss"
Teacher: "Very good Jenny, you can go home now and come back on Tuesday"
Jenny Chan: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a doctor so I have to study very hard so I can't afford to take a day off school"
Teacher: "That's very conscientious off you Jenny, well done"
Teacher: "Ok, next question, who discovered America and when?"
Jimmy Wang: "Christopher Columbus, 1648"
Teacher: "Well done, Jimmy, you can go home now and have Monday off"
Jimmy Wang: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a lawyer so I need to study really hard. I can't afford to take a day off school."
Teacher: "Very good Jimmy, that is really committed off you.
Someone at the rear of the classroom yells out: "F***ing Asian Bastards!"
Teacher: "Who said that?"
Little Johnny: "Pauline Hanson, 1996, see you Tuesday Miss!"