Simple JokesQ. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.
Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.
Q. What do whale's like to chew?
A. Blubber gum.
Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.
Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.
Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Q. What is a little's dog's favorite drink?
Q. What is the first letter in yellow?
A. Y. Because I want to know.