Random ThoughtsEveryone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
Used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Wear sleeveless shirts! Support your right to bare arms!
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.