Making Fun of BaldnessA middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness.
One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand across the older man's gleaming head while loudly exclaiming:
"Feels just like my wife's bum."
With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging exec rubbed his hand across his head.
"You're right," he said, "it does!"