The CelebrationA man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
The man says, "Iím celebrating in a way."
The bartender asks the man what heís celebrating.
The man smiles and says, "My first Blowjob."
The bartender says, "Well now, that sure is worth celebrating. Hell, I'll buy you another shot. Itís on me!"
The man says, "No thanks. If 12 shots donít get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."