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The Bus

Ted and his wife where waiting at the bus stop with Harry, his spouse and Harry's nine children. At last the bus drove up, packed with people. The two women, and the nine children managed to get on. but the men where left behind and had to walk.

After trotting along the road for an hour, Ted's walking stick got on Harry's nerves with its continual tapping. "Why don't you put a rubber on that stick!" Harry complained.

Ted snapped back "If you'd put a rubber on YOUR stick, we'd have got on that bloody bus."