Trying To Give 'Em UpPresident Clinton was on his daily jog with the secret service agents. After the run, they all hit the showers. President Clinton took off his sweat shirt and there were a pair of women's panties on his chest.
The newest secret service agent, pulled the President aside and said, "Sir, I do not wish to embarrass you, however, you have a pair of women's panties on your chest!
"The President said, " That's okay, don't worry, that is my patch, I am trying to give them up!"