The Blonde and the SnowploughOne day a blonde was starting her car, and it was snowing heavily. There was snow all over the roads. She remembered her dad had told her to wait around for a snowplough and follow it on snowy mornings. So she did just that. She followed a snowplough for over an hour.
Finally, the driver got out and asked the blonde if everything was all right. She said, "Yes," and told him what her daddy had told her to do.
The driver said, "Well, I just finished the WalMart parking lot, now you can follow me to K-mart."