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Slowly, Please

A man and his wife were driving through the beautiful Welsh countryside one day when they came across a roadsign which read -
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" (The longest town-name in the world).

The husband says the name and his wife laughs. "That's not how you pronounce it", she says and proceeds to say it herself.

Her husband nearly crashes the car laughing and they start debating how to pronounce the name.

Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunchtime they pull into a restaurant in the town whose name is the subject of the argument. As they're settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, "Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument between my huband and me? Could you possibly pronounce the name of where we are, only please do it very very slowly".

The cashier leans forward and says...
"Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Kiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg"