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The Versatility of the Word "Fuck"

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many Grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was Fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be ued as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very words with the overall versitility of the word fuck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

Well who gives a fuck anyway?
Fuck you!
I got fucked at the used car lot.
What the fuck?
in Denial
I didn't fucking do it.
Fuck off.
in Disbelief
How the fuck did you do that?
The fuck you can!
He fucks everything up.
in Despair
Fucked again.
in Difficulty
I can't understand this fucking business.
Oh, fuck it!
What the fuck is going on here?
How the fuck are you?
Fucked if I know.
indicating Incompetence
He's all fucked up!
in Panic
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I know fuck all about it.
Oh fuck it.
Who the fuck are you?
It can be maternal
It can be used to tell time
It's four fucking twenty!
It can be used as an anatomical description
He's a fucking asshole.
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" - Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." - Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Houston we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13