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You know you've been out of school too long when....
- Your potted plants stay alive.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
- You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'
- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
- Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
- MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- Grocery lists are longer than: macaroni & cheese, diet pepsi, and Ho-ho's.
- 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink that much again'
- Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
