CannibalsWhat did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse.
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like!
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.