Indecent ThoughtsPaul was shopping the other day and wound up face to face with this drop dead gorgeous woman. He couldn't help but just stare at her, so much so that his mouth dropped open and he was drooling.
The woman caught him staring and suspected he wasn't just admiring her outfit.
She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts?"
Paul replied, "No, ma'am. Actually, to be honest, I rather enjoy them."