High Tech Stuff

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first man pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That's my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, stepped out of the sauna. In few minutes he returned with a piece of toilet paper extending from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows.

"I'm getting a Fax," he explained.