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How Much?

Grandpa & Grandma were visiting the kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills and the son said "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

$10.00 a pill answered the son.

"I don't care" said Grandpa, "I'd like to try one and I'll leave the money under your pillow as soon as I break this $50.00 bill"

The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He said to Grandpa "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."

"I know" said Grandpa, "the extra hundred is from Grandma."