BillA woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did.
"Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out, 'Is that you, Jim?' And that cured him."
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."