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The Kleptomaniac

"Great news, Mr. Smith," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can confidently pronounce you completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be temp- ted by such desires again."

"That's great, doctor," said the patient with a sigh of relief.

"And just to prove it, I want you to stop off at Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You'll feel no temptation whatsoever to shoplift."

"Oh, doctor, however can I thank you?"

"Well," suggested the doctor, "if you do have a relapse, I could use a microwave."