Quotes
"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone."- Elayne Boosler
"Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
-Unknown
"Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
-Fran Lebowitz