The Odd Couple

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man

cried,"You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I go can go anyway I like and so can you!"

Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies,

"Yep, if you can go as a sour puss, I can go as a dick-tator!"