Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get a little something in the the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy it.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It dosen't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. You can DO the whole neighborhood.