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A Look in the Mirror

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/ Pimples/ UGLY
{Mom I can't go to school looking like this}

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall too straight/too curly"-but decides she's going anyway

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat /too thin, too short/ too tall,too straight/too curly-but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she is going anyway.

Age 40 :Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/ too tall, anyway.

Age 50 :Looks at herself and sees " I am" and goes wherever she wants to.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70: Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and abilitly, goes out & enjoys life.

Age 80: Dosen't bother too look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun in the world.

Unknown Author

" Maybe we should all grab that purple hat a little earlier."