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Murphy's Laws on Life

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of

Justice always prevails... three times out of nine anyway

No matter which direction you start...
It's always against the wind coming back

If it can be borrowed and can be broken, you will borrow it and break it

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed

Misery no longer loves company -- these days, it insists on it

You can get anywhere in ten minutes if you go fast enough

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse

All the kookies are not in jars

People don't change; they only become more so

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant...
Only the population is growing

Speak softly, own a big, mean Doberman and a .44 magnum

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories and fat content

Anything worth doing is worth doing for money

Dust, dirt and grime all breed uncontrollably

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats

What we learn from history is that we do not learn from history

Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut

If there isn't a law about it, there will be sooner or later

If God had intended for us to go to the opera, He would have given us tickets

You always get the most of what you need the least

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome

Good parking places are always on the other side of the street

In a country as diverse as the United States, you can find at least 150 examples of anything

If it's good, reasonably priced and necessary, they'll stop making it

Cynics are right 8 times out of 10 -- what undoes them is their belief that they're right 10 times out of 10

In the fight between someone and the world, always bet on the world

Nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted