Stupid Quotes"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
"Sometimes in order to make progress and move ahead, you have to stand up and do the wrong thing."
- Congressman Gary Ackerman (D-New York)
"An unsupervised teenager with a modem is as dangerous as an unsupervised teenager with a gun."
- Gail Thackeray, Arizona State Attorney
"Nixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been exposing himself to the people of the United States."
- Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island
"I would never sign a prenuptial agreement. That makes the relationship so shallow."
- Marla Maples
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I werenít, then Iíd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista supermodel
"If crime went down one hundred percent, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be."
- Councilman John Bowman; Washington D.C.
"I do expose my body, but only because I think people should have something nice to look at."
- Brigitte Nielsen, actress
"It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself with them either professionally or personally."
- Kevin Costner, actor
"When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay."
- Kathleen Turner, actress
"The key to this whole business is sincerity. Once you can fake that, youíve got it made."
- Monte Clark, former Detroit Lions coach
"In college I slept with a couple of guys, like we all do, and a couple of girls, like we all do. Then I got to New York City and I just blossomed into this sexual creature."
- Linda Fiorentino, actress
"You call this a script? Give me a couple of $5000-a-week writers and Iíll write it myself"
- Joe Pasternak, producer
"Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums."
- Imelda Marcos
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
- Baseball great Yogi Berra
"I always wait until a jury has spoken before I anticipate what they will do."
- U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno
"Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day."
- Samuel Goldwyn
"I wanted my anger to be valid, and the only way to do that is to be fairly attractive."
- Courtney Love, singer
"It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people."
- Bryant Gumbel, TV newsperson
"Leo (Leonardo DiCaprio) knows heís got sex appeal and he knows how to use it. Yet he doesnít think heís gorgeous. And to me, heís simply smelly, farty Leo."
- Kate Winslet, actress
"I think a man can have two, maybe three affairs, while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum, After that, you're cheating."
- Yves Montand, actor
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump
"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."
- John Madden, sportscaster