Computer QuickiesIs reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking ?
My computer isn't that nervous... it's just a bit ANSI
If only women and kids only came with pull-down menus & online help
My computer's sick with a virus; I think my modem is a carrier
Honey, I Formatted the Kids
Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Justify my text ? I'm sorry, but it has no excuse
Finish your mail packet -- children are off-line in India
Never violate C:\ the Prime Directory
Multitasking is merely screwing up several things at once
If at first you don't succeed, call it beta version 0.91
Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk
Bug ??? That's not a bug, that's an undocumented feature
Terminal glare: A look that kills
I'm not a Webmaster, but I play one on UseNet
ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII
Life would be so much easier if I had the source code
Mommy !!! The cursor's winking at me !
Managing programmers is like herding cats
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped ?
Capt'n !!! The spell checker kinna take this abuse !
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship" "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI ?"
! sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ? sgub naem ayaddahW
E=Mc^5... Nah E=Mc^4... Nah E=Mc^3... Oh, the hell with it
Today's subliminal message is:
Profanity is the universal programming language
Calm down -- it is only ones and zeros after all
Computer analyst to programmer: "Start coding, I'll go find out what they want"