You know you're Gonna Have a Bad Day if...Your manager calls you into the office on a Friday
Every job lead you have involves people always away from their desks
Every person you ask for job leads says, "I wish I had some job leads"
Co-workers are now talking seriously about jobs at K-Mart or Wal-Mart
Your co-workers are greeting each other with "How's the job search ?"
Your Stockbroker's phone has been disconnected
The paper says your divorce lawyer has been indicted
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
Your new temp turns out to be your ex-wife
Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business
You go over to your girlfriend's place and she's in bed with a woman
Your Sicilian Uncle kisses you good morning... once on each cheek
You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
Your dentist looks into your mouth and says, "Oh my God !"
The tax assessor is walking around your house smiling
Your wife got a subpoena from Kenneth Starr
Two local TV crews are setting up satellite dishes on your front lawn
You see the mailman coming up the walk, with a gun in each hand
There's a personals ad with your phone number and your pet nickname
Your Mother-in-Law is coming up the walk with a stack suitcases in tow
You wake up to 32 inches of snow, no electric & you're out of cigarettes
Your son announces he's decided to study ballet and give up football
You wake up to a Nurse who's saying, "Now just remain calm."
Your wife tells you she's decided to study interior designing
The only thing in your e-mail box is spam
You look out the front window and N.O.W. pickets are in front of the house
The Lottery Commission says they made an error in giving you 17 million
You wake up and Bush is still President