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Did you ever wonder... (???)

Are snakes afraid of other snakes

If you overdosed on decongestant tablets, would you turn into a pile of dust

Why don't ceramic cats come complete with synthetic hairballs

Do "all-you-can-eat" restaurants have a penalty for eating less than you can

Why is it that most irons have a setting for "permanent press" garments

Do hermits ever suffer from peer pressure

Why is it a "garage door opener", since it opens and closes the door

If space & time are the same as Einstein said, can you be five miles late

Could you be arrested for selling "illegal-sized" paper

If you wear your heart on your sleeve, where do you display other bodily parts

How come there's never a garage actually for sale at all those garage sales

How would you ever know if a word was mis-spelled in the dictionary

If we know the speed of light, why hasn't the speed of dark been calculated

What's another word for "thesaurus"

How come birds aren't tickled by feathers

If only the good die young then what does that say about senior citizens

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets

How do you put your hard drive in reverse to back it up

Why you press the remote-control harder when you know the battery's dead

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations

Why is the alphabet in that order

Do fish get cramps after eating

How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side

If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation

Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes