Men and WomenMost women's French techniques are excellent...
They learn how to give you piece de resistance from their teens on
Sometimes a girl can attract a man by her mind.
More often though, it's by what she doesn't mind
A wife demands that her husband stop and ask for directions
He replies, "Not now hon, we're making such good time !"
Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.
Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden.
If it's true that "all the world loves a lover",
then why do Vice Squads keep arresting them ???
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That could be why some women treat men like toxic waste.
Personally, I think a "well proportioned girl"
is one with a narrow waist and a broad mind
Did you ever notice one question a man is never asked:
How in the world he combines marriage, family and a career ?
It's said that big, strong, muscular guys make docile husbands.
So do big, strong, muscular women. They have ways of making any guy docile.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a 20 year married couples smiles, everyone wonders why.
What's the best way to get a youthful figure ?
Ask a woman her age.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
A cocktail party is where a mans gets stiff & a woman gets tight.
Then, they return home to find that neither one is either.
Forty is where most men begin to thin on the top,
While most women begin to thicken on the bottom