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PickUp Lines

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house ?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Are you from Tennessee ? Because you're the only ten I see in here

I'd like to wake you tomorrow morning ?
Should I phone you or nudge you ?

Were you in the Girl Scouts ? You sure have tied my heart in a knot

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you

Are you religious ? 'Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers

Oh Baby... you with those curves and me with no brakes

Is it hot in here, or is it just you ?

If I follow you home, will you keep me ?

Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you ?

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM

I just got a new waterbed, wanna make some waves ?

Nice Legs... What time do they open ?

Nice dress... it'd look great crumpled up in the corner of my room

Are you lost ma'am, cause heaven's a long way from here

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, may I borrow yours ?

Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again ?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off ?

Hey baby, wanna go get some pizza & screw ? What you dont like pizza ?

Heres a quarter... call your roomie & say you won't be coming home tonight

I miss my teddy bear -- would you sleep with me ?

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once !

Would you like Gin and plantonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa ?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking ?

Hi, do you want to have my children or would you prefer to practice first ?