Life's Like That

Education is what you get when you read the manual...
Experience is what you get when you don't

Computers are not intelligent...
They only think they are

All software should be programmed top-down...
Except the first time

Always upgrade to the latest & fastest processor...
You can reboot much faster

All programmers are playwrights...
And all computers are lousy actors

SENILE.COM found...
Out Of Memory

E-mail returned to sender...
Insufficient voltage

Windows Tip #9117:
Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Error reading FAT record:
Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Programmers don't die...
they just GOSUB without RETURN

Computers, like children, are unpredictable...
They'll both catch you in any inconsistency

186,000 mps...
It's not just a good idea -- it's the law

I post, therefore I am...
--Rene Descartes on Usenet

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NO CARRIER

Any technology distinguishable from magic...
Is probably insufficiently advanced

To a Net Surfer, true "Freedom" means...
Never having to log off

f u cn rd ths...
u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng

Computer apathy error:
Don't bother striking any key

You probably need a break from ICQ if...
You put on mood music while talking to certain people

The millennium bug still counts as a serious problem...
But it can't be ranked with the Great Depression or Bill Clinton

Hey guys...
Did ya ever wonder if your on-line sex partner "faked it" ?

Flowcharts ??? Cavemen drew flowcharts...
Look how much good it did them

Call in to work sick tomorrow...
Remember even a bad day modeming beats a good day at work

Always remember...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

This week's bumper sticker...
My other computer is a Borg