Life's Like That
Education is what you get when you read the manual...Experience is what you get when you don't
Computers are not intelligent...
They only think they are
All software should be programmed top-down...
Except the first time
Always upgrade to the latest & fastest processor...
You can reboot much faster
All programmers are playwrights...
And all computers are lousy actors
SENILE.COM found...
Out Of Memory
E-mail returned to sender...
Insufficient voltage
Windows Tip #9117:
Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Error reading FAT record:
Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Programmers don't die...
they just GOSUB without RETURN
Computers, like children, are unpredictable...
They'll both catch you in any inconsistency
186,000 mps...
It's not just a good idea -- it's the law
I post, therefore I am...
--Rene Descartes on Usenet
Sir !!! Romulan warbird decloaki»ro÷üA
NO CARRIER
Any technology distinguishable from magic...
Is probably insufficiently advanced
To a Net Surfer, true "Freedom" means...
Never having to log off
f u cn rd ths...
u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng
Computer apathy error:
Don't bother striking any key
You probably need a break from ICQ if...
You put on mood music while talking to certain people
The millennium bug still counts as a serious problem...
But it can't be ranked with the Great Depression or Bill Clinton
Hey guys...
Did ya ever wonder if your on-line sex partner "faked it" ?
Flowcharts ??? Cavemen drew flowcharts...
Look how much good it did them
Call in to work sick tomorrow...
Remember even a bad day modeming beats a good day at work
Always remember...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
This week's bumper sticker...
My other computer is a Borg