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If's And Why's

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why arenít people from Holland called Holes?

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philipís screwdriver?

If a pig loses itís voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, ďA penny for your thoughtsĒ and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invest all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Itís just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano call a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things?

If horrific mean to make horrible, doesnít terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isnít 11 pronounced onety-one?

ďI am.Ē is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that ďI do.Ē is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesnít it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVís as 4ís?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?