Blondes And Brunettes

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

What's the difference between a blonde and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody's been in a Rolls!

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Walks home!

What's the difference between a brunette girl and an elephant?
About 5 pounds!

What's the difference between a brunette and garbage?

Garbage gets taken out once a week!