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A man is sitting in a bar looking somewhat depressed. An attractive woman sits down next to him and says: "I couldn't help noticing that you look a little down. Would you mind telling me what's wrong?"

The man explains that his wife has left him because she thought he was too kinky.

"What a coincidence" the woman says "my husband left me for the same reason."

So, they sit, have a few drinks, and chat. After a while the woman says: "Well, it seems we have quite a bit in common. I have a place right around the corner. If you'd like to come over we can talk some more and see what happens."

The man aggrees and they go to her appartment. As they enter the woman says "Let me go put on something a little more comfortable. I'll be right back." She goes back to her room and proceeds to put on her leather panties, bra and boots. She takes her ridding crop and walks out looking very sexy.

As she comes in to the living room she sees the man putting on his coat and starting out the door.

The woman says: "where are you going?"

"Lady" the man says "I already fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm outta here"