Why?

1. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

2. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

4. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

5. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

6. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

7. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

8. How do they get the kangaroos to cross at that yellow road sign?

9. Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?

10. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?