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Getting Weighed

On their first date, Adam took Diana to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Diana replied, "Get weighed."

So Adam took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight. He looked at Diana and said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since Diana weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize.

Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Adam asked Diana what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said.

So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Diana's weight correctly. Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round. After they got off, Adam asked Diana what she wanted to do next. "I want to get weighed!" she said again.

Now Adam began to think this girl was insane, and decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at the door with a quick handshake. Diana's roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went.

"Wousy!" Diana replied.