The Lotto WinnerA women gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
She yells back, "It doesn't matter... just get the hell out!"