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The Lotto Winner

A women gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

She yells back, "It doesn't matter... just get the hell out!"