A Matter Of TasteA guy is arrested and brought into court for killing and eating a fairy penguin.
The judge sternly rebukes him for doing this to an endangered species and sentences him to a jail term.
The guy pleads with the judge for mercy saying, "Please, your honor! I was starving and I just had to get something to eat or I would have died so I killed and ate the fairy penguin!"
The judge takes pity on him and says, "Well, under the circumstances, I will let you go free. By the way, what did the fairy penguin taste like?"
The guy replies, "Oh, I'd say it tasted a lot like koala."