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The Football Fan

Two boys were playing football in a park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Carlton fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Carlton fan," the boy replied.

"Essendon fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.

"I'm not an Essendon fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Collingwood fan."

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Collingwood bastard kills family pet."