FootballAndy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old football injury that acts up once in a while."
Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played football."
Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I watched my team lose the Grand Final. I put my foot through the television."