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Three Wishes

A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, " You may have 3 wishes but whatever u wish 4 all the lawyers in the world will get double."

The man agreed and said, " I want a million dollars." He got that and the lawyers got 2 million. Next he said, " I want a Ferrari." So he got one and all the lawyers got 2.

Next, being his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it carefully. Finally he said," Well I've always wanted to donate a kidney."