Sheep Shagger

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

Cowboy: "Hey, that's a fine dog. Mind if I talk to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at Indian)
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good; walks me twice a day, feeds me good food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (look of disbelief!)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Indian)
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me inside to protect me from the elements."

Indian: (total look of amazement!)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep Crazy - Big-Time Liar!"