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Egg In Hankie
- Buy Egg
- Find bus-stop with long queue.
- Stand near the start of the queue.
- Take out hankie
- Put Egg in Hankie
- Make snorting noises and start saying "Oh God No.."
- Put Hankie (and hidden egg) around nose
- Make LOUD Snorting noises
- Squeeze Egg
- Allow egg to drip down arm on to floor.
- The long bus queue will now be much shorter.