Technology for Country FolkLOG ON:
Makin a wood stove hotter.
Don't add no more wood.
Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
Gettin the farwood off the truk.
When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
Gettin home in the winter time.
Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
Whut to shut wen it's black fly season.
Whut them dang flys do.
Munchies fer the TV.
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
Whut cha did to the hay fields.
Old Dan Matrix's wife.
Whar the kitty sleeps.
Whar ya hang the dang keys.
Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
Whut eats the grain in the barn.
Holds up the barn roof.
Fancy Flatlander wine
Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
That hippie talk fer the rat hole.