Technology for Country Folk

LOG ON:
Makin a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF:
Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR:
Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD:
Gettin the farwood off the truk.

MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

RAM:
That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE:
Gettin home in the winter time.

PROMPT:
Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

WINDOWS:
Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

SCREEN:
Whut to shut wen it's black fly season.

BYTE:
Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM:
Whut cha did to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX:
Old Dan Matrix's wife.

LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD:
Whar ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE:
Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

MOUSE:
Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof.

PORT:
Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER:
Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

MOUSE PAD:
That hippie talk fer the rat hole.