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Inspirational Quotes

A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.

We must realize that even in the middle of all the world's humanity, we are still individuals and for the most part we must stand alone.

Often the things we run away from are a lot less horrible than the things we run away to.

Only gods and saints run around unafraid. And liars. This is a game. Somebody has to win. Somebody has to lose. And there is so much real in that. And what is it that you're afraid of? That you might lose? What's to lose?

Reality is something you rise above.
Liza Minelli

The pain of leaving those you grow to love is only the prelude to understanding yourself and others.
Shirley MacLaine

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all: "This, too, shall pass."
Ann Landers

You learn more from ten days of agony than from ten years of pain.
Sally Raphael

Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it cannot be changed.
Mike Murdock

Treat anger like gold. Spend it wisely or not at all.

Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is.
Taimi Megivern

One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot.

Paranoia often results from an acute awarness of reality.

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach

Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything.
Peter Marshall

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.
Ambrose Redmoon

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

No one is responsible for all the things that happen to them, but they are responsible for the way they act when they do happen.

The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves.

There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches possess people.
Billy Graham