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"The Most Venomous Snake In The World"

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
Throughout the world DESCRIPTION:
* One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin)
* Varying from pink to black.
* Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
(Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet)
* Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.

This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet, as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective, as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to lead to any success.

1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upward and downward motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very rigid and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin. If treated with the right respect, it will make a wonderful pet.