You Did What??There was once a married couple that lived together. Every morning, the husband would wake up and cut the most rhonchy fart, awaking his wife. The wife kept telling him, "One of these days you are gonna fart your guts out."
The husband would just reply, "No I won't."
So, one Thanksgiving morning, the wife was up early fixing the turkey. When extracting the guts, she got an idea. While he was still asleep, she placed the guts down the back of her husbands shorts.
So, as he awoke he cut his normal big fart. However, this time he had a panicked look on his face as he ran to the restroom. The wife continued on with her cooking and smirked to herself.
A few minutes later, the husband comes out of the bathroom with a relieved look on his face. He then replies, "You knop what? You were right, I did fart my guts out. But, thanks to these two fingers, I got them back in."