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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "last year I got the measles and my mum said it was very contagious."

" Well done" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going around, and it's contagious."

"Well done Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Johnny jumps up and says " Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious."