Polish TelecomA blonde tourist goes into a public telephone calling office to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $30.
She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"
And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"
He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does.
He then says, "Get on your knees." She does.
Then he says, "Take down my zipper." She does.
He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."
With that she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, holds it close to her lips, takes a deep breath and says,....." Hello...Mom?"