The Golfer

An older gentleman often used to go golfing by himself and would team up with anyone who was available. One day he was teamed up with a lovely blond lady. They very much enjoyed their round together and met quite often afterward for a game. Finally the gentleman decided he had fallen in love with the young lady and asked her to marry him.

She said "But you don't know anything about me. I am a hooker."

He said "That's ok - just straighten out your wrist and move your thumb a little".